George Burns about Humor : When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only s

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

- George Burns

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

- George Burns

Quotes By George Burns

Happiness

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a...
Humor

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving...
Money

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Failure

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

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