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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho MarxPhoto by Joel Vodell on Unsplash
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho MarxWhen you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best...
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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