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Monkeys can't talk, stupid!
- Jeff KinneyDeath didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death...
"Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you'd...
Statement: A girl and a boy jump into a river. The boy swims over to the girl...
I've been encouraging documentary filmmakers to use more and more humor, and...
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