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Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.
- Ray RomanoPhoto by LĂ©onard Cotte on Unsplash
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.
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