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"Today is today, only today...
- L. Curt ErlerAnd it's the funniest thing: as soon as I see it, the whistling in my ears...
This life exists as a competition with oneself - no one else.
"But what if Shakespeare? and Hamlet? were asking the wrong question? What if...
None can choose their fates," said the king in a grave voice. "They can only...
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor I'm just gonna tell her 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you they can't really fire you and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
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