Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

Keep your sense of humor my friend if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

Do you know it's funny but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down and when they're having a good time I can carry on the joke.

Comediennes are the lucky ones because if you're funny you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.

My hair has never been my greatest feature so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.

I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny.

That's what I hate about a lot of comedies when you're hitting a line or making it funny.

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way that is being drunk and being the father of their son.

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

I got attention by being funny at school pretending to be retarded and jumping around with a deformed hand.

I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny.

In my circle of friends I've always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle I get very quiet and introspective. I don't want the spotlight on me.

You know how old I am? I'm so old I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am.

You need to be silly to be funny.

'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' is a good one because it not only turned out I think to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director - who were just fun.

I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.

It's a funny thing the less people have to live for the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.