Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Libertarians argue that no normal adult has the right to impose choices on other normal adults, except in abnormal circumstances, such as when one person finds another unconscious and administers medical assistance or calls an ambulance.

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Ambulances were cool. "You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts," I said to the EMT as I picked up a silver gadget that looked disturbingly like an alien orifice probe, broke it, then promptly put it back, hoping it wouldn't leave someone's life hanging in the balance because the EMT couldn't alien-probe his orifices.

Right now my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Libertarians argue that no normal adult has the right to impose choices on other normal adults except in abnormal circumstances such as when one person finds another unconscious and administers medical assistance or calls an ambulance.

I don't think my wife likes me very much when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.