Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

If the many allegations made to this date are true, then the burglars who broke into the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee at the Watergate were, in effect, breaking into the home of every citizen.

There have been prank shows that have been really elaborate, setting up fake car accidents and burglars. For us, we wanted to strip it down completely, didn't want to do anything that someone else couldn't do - a lot like the Jerky Boys.

The most dangerous criminal now is the entirely lawless modern philosopher. Compared to him burglars and bigamists are essentially moral men.

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him he can sue you. For what restraint of trade?

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

We poison our lives with fear of burglary and shipwreck and ask anyone the house is never burgled and the ship never goes down.

The fear of burglars is not only the fear of being robbed but also the fear of a sudden and unexpected clutch out of the darkness.