When I was a kid, I collected cactuses. I had hundreds of different kinds in my room. I was a weird child. Everyone was playing football, and I was collecting cactuses. I spent all my money on them. I had so many colors and shapes. I even gave them names.

Hope is not a resting place but a starting point - a cactus, not a cushion.

Be the cactus, a proof of unsubmission, and blossom amidst the fiercest environment.

The sweetest thing in life is to be alone, as you were born, as you will die, soaking in the sun, knowing that you put the cactus in the right place, that you don't need someone to come along and compliment your work, that someone who did that would, in fact, just be getting in the way.

That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!

I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.