I was able to attend a doggie wedding where the bride wore a custom made gown of taffeta and satin - the quality of the dress was nicer than a lot of the human weddings I've been to.

In restaurants in my Brooklyn neighborhood, I always ask for a doggie bag to bring the leftovers home.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

The image isn't reality. Even though we're used to thinking that way alot of the time. We show a kid a picture of a dog and say 'This is a doggie' - but it's not. It's just an image.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.