She talks like you. It's not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who's only holding Cinderella back.

To douchebags!" he said, gesturing to Brad. "And to girls that break your heart," he bowed his head to me. His eyes lost focus. "And to the absolute fucking horror of losing your best friend because you were stupid enough to fall in love with her.