I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

...when you put on your shortest dress, please leave some mystery in it. That's the difference between a miniskirt and a ho-skirt. A ho-skirt shows your Frisbee. A miniskirt shows just enough to cause some mystery. What these young women lack is mystery.

I never really was that passionate about playing sports. But when I was at this Mt. Herman school I did have the ability to throw the frisbee. So when this sport evolved it was fun because I was good at it.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.