The behavior of the crowd at Churchill Downs is like 100,000 vicious Hyenas going berserk all at once in a space about the size of a 777 jet or the White House lawn.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Fueled by my Inspirational, I ran across the room to steal the cup of coffee the bookshelf had taken prisoner. Lapping the black watery brew like a hyena, I tossed the empty cup aside. I then returned to the chair to continue my divine act of creation. Hot blood swished in my head as my mighty pen stole across the page.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?