I have two choices: Sit at home and feel sorry for myself, or make lemonade out of lemons.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

The lemons life gave me are stored in a basket. Judgmental people provoke me to bake them into a whipped pie of sugary spite. I gladly serve it up to them...in an effort to silence their meringue pie hole from complaining.

When life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back.... and add a few lemons of your own.

When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds.

"When life hands you lemons say

When Life Gives You Lemons... Make Lemonade and Share with Others.

Life gave me lemons, then I met you and you had Vodka. Now my life is a party.

As you go about your daily life, you will encounter many lemons. Sour expressions, sour attitudes, sour auras! The good thing is that if you don't want to be a lemon, you don't have to be! Just don't let those lemons rub themselves all over you! And you don't even have to save them! Let lemons be lemons! One of the most important things that I have ever learned, is that I don't have to save people.

When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.

Life keeps throwing me lemons because I make the best lemonade...

I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party.