If you want to make money playing poker, find a game with a few suckers, fish, donkeys, live ones, or whatever you choose to call a bad player. Just don't let that sucker be you.

Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death.

Unrequited love is so boring. Weeping under a blue-black sky is for suckers or maniacs.

Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death.