The only siblings I have are half-siblings. My nuclear family would have been an extra-suffocating threesome. Instead, I have an interesting brother and sister, in-laws, and darling nephews.

As for ideas about God, my mom said something about it being a helpful idea to those who believed. My dad said that God was everywhere-and, yes, that included my ear-and that God, along with Mom and Dad, had "made" me. Ew, like a threesome with a polyamorous zealot.

It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome...When I got there, Miss Nash was standing by the hot tub in a small bikini, pointing the business end of a SIG-Sauer P-226 at her fella and concerned members of the hotel staff, while dunking the scantily clad female's head under the water and asking, "Who's diving for clams now, bitch?