You can give poor people this royal wedding to watch and make them feel good about themselves, or you can give them something useful like, I don't know... a toaster.

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams.

I think we've been dulled by capitalism. We're just blobs now - we're so worried about how we can keep paying the lease on the car the mortgage the lease on the toaster and all that. You can't really think about much else. If you lose that you lose the whole lot.

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.