Adam Carolla's Quotes

Adam Carolla's Quotes 35

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things....

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are...

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to...

I don't know anything about computers.

When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong....

I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and...

My first car was a motorcycle.

When you have kids you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong....

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes...

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things....

I've never really broken this down before but in movies you almost have no...

People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude they'd be off TV. They're not...

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty...

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are...

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around...

I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's...

I don't have anything against my mom but my family has no emotional...

I don't know anything about computers.

I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and...

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least I'm that...

My first car was a motorcycle.

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