Chris Rock's Quotes

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Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and...

Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad...

Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for...

When I started out in comedy, it was common knowledge that it took about 10...

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of...

It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought...

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people...

Hollywood's just not funny.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by...

Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George...

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer...

I love being famous. It's almost like being white.

There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning....

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse...

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in...

"You don't need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet...

You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus...

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and...

My movies are okay but they're not my specials.

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