David Sedaris's Quotes

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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything...

When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of...

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your...

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone...

It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday...

Write relentlessly, until you find your voice. Then, use it.

A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in,...

All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments.

My hands tend to be full enough dealing with people who hate me for who I am....

"When forced to leave my house for an extended period of time, I take my...

Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I...

I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a...

Every day we're told that we live in the greatest country on earth. And it's...

Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.

Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.

Also I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts but...

But most good movies have a gun in them.

I go to the movies at least five times a week and after a while everything...

I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every...

When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written I think one sign of...

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your...

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone...

What other people call dark and despairing I call funny.

I tend to show everything I do to my family to check they won't be offended.

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