Demetri Martin's Quotes

Demetri Martin's Quotes 54

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea then I...

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce....

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle then you're fat!

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40 000 pieces. And when you finish it it...

But I found that disappointing people is a good thing because disapproval is...

I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning...

But what I was going to say was I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the...

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer...

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year but I used the wrong paper....

I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.'

I like video games but they are very violent. I want to create a video game...

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