Fran Lebowitz's Quotes

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Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It...

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that...

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot...

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters....

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small...

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't...

You're only as good as your last haircut.

My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public...

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

My favorite animal is steak.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death....

Polite conversation is rarely either.

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly...

The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good...

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

Success didn't spoil me I've always been insufferable.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that...

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors a location where it cannot...

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