Joe Rogan's Quotes

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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure...

Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat...

No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent...

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a...

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak...

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit...

Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil...

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any...

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen...

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.

Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also...

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can...

What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new...

You don't want to just be a consumer, you want to be a participant.

Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat...

Never stay in a bad marriage and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a...

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any...

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak...

I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a...

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh but I had never seen...

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit...

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