Larry David's Quotes

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Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot...

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress...

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

Golf and dating don't mix.

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey,...

Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But...

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids and I still want to...

I wanted to make a living but I really was not interested in money at all. I...

The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you...

Well after the divorce I went home and turned all the lights on!

There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting thinking to...

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than...

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot...

There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know...

I think we're all good and bad but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress...

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling it becomes funny.

Once I know people know who I am it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to...

When you're not concerned with succeeding you can work with complete freedom.

The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't...

Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and...

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