Mark Twain's Quotes

Mark Twain's Quotes 280

I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I...

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law...

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it...

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy...

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from...

My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately)...

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never...

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still...

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how...

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot...

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

I can live for two months on a good compliment.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has...

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