Ogden Nash's Quotes

Ogden Nash's Quotes 41

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it...

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you...

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays...

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're...

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your...

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that...

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny...

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...

"Higgledy piggledy, my black hen

Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both...

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're...

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance yet we quit it...

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you...

Marriage is the alliance of two people one of whom never remembers birthdays...

To keep your marriage brimming With love in the loving cup Whenever you're...

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