Robert Orben's Quotes

Robert Orben's Quotes 42

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled...

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my...

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find...

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering...

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the...

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis...

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history,...

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells...

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes...

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they...

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in...

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

If you can laugh together you can work together.

Every speaker has a mouth An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled...

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find...

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Humor starts like a wildfire but then continues on smoldering smoldering...

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