Ron White's Quotes

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I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the...

I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for...

My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable...

Movies are boring. It's like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a...

The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention...

A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.

I'm definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the...

All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't...

The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith's 'What It Was, Was...

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try...

Vegas is famous for a lot of things, and bad marriages are one of them. Margo...

If you become famous and don't have a live show to back it up, they're not...

I don't like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear...

I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not...

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And...

Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an...

There's no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn't been attacked...

I've got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and...

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to...

But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the...

People are saying that I'm an alcoholic and that's not true because I only...

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