Scott Adams's Quotes

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Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will...

Every skill you acquire doubles your odds of success.

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that...

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at...

Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus...

If your current get-rich project fails, take what you learned and try...

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist...

The only risk of failure is promotion.

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things...

The world is like a reverse casino. In a casino, if you gamble long enough,...

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This...

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then...

Ask a deeply religious Christian if he'd rather live next to a bearded Muslim...

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost...

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid...

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching....

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and...

You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going...

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic...

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

Technology will definitely solve all our problems but in the process it will...

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that...

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don't pet her for 10...

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