Steve Martin's Quotes

Steve Martin's Quotes 58

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all...

I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning,...

I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It...

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Life exists so the Universe can experience itself.

It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you...

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch...

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff....

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do...

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are...

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you...

Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things...

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I understood that as much as I had resisted the outside, as much as I had...

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK but when your...

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