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I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.
- Steven WrightPhoto by Cristina Gottardi on Unsplash
I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.
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