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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
- Steven WrightI replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
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In appointing someone to serve on the Alabama Supreme Court, it is imperative to appoint someone with impeccable legal credentials and with unquestioned character and integrity - Judge Brad Mendheim exceeds those requirements.
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