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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
- Rodney DangerfieldPhoto by Hendrik Cornelissen on Unsplash
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
- Rodney DangerfieldThis morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom...
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the...
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she...
My humor is a lot like Kristen Wiig's from 'Saturday Night Live' or 'Bridesmaids.' Quirky, off the beaten path.
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