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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
- Rodney DangerfieldPhoto by Dawid ZawiĆa on Unsplash
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
- Rodney DangerfieldI could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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The truth is that stress doesn't come from your boss your kids your spouse traffic jams health challenges or other circumstances. It comes from your thoughts about these circumstances.
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