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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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When humor goes there goes civilization.
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As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job that was the job I wanted.
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In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two.
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