Demetri Martin about Funny : I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,0

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

- Demetri Martin

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I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

- Demetri Martin

wanna jigsaw puzzle pieces finish outside

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