Emo Philips about Funny : I was sleeping the other night, alone, t

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

- Emo Philips

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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

- Emo Philips

sleeping other night alone thanks exterminator

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