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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
- Rodney DangerfieldPhoto by Dave Hoefler on Unsplash
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
- Rodney DangerfieldAnd the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a...
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone...
With comedy, don't try to be funny. That's really helped me. Just say the...
It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun and people call it...
It's not just the kid who's spent every penny from his job to upgrade his car to tell the world he cares about sports cars, it's also the person driving around in a fuel-conscious hybrid electric car, because it's more a message to the world than an effective means of saving fuel, to be quite honest.
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