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Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
- Rodney DangerfieldPhoto by Jeremy Cai on Unsplash
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
- Rodney DangerfieldMy marriage is on the rocks again yeah my wife just broke up with her...
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over there's nobody...
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips yet she won't...
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
We need to teach our kids because there is such a celebrity culture at the moment that however rich you are however famous you are however glamorous you are everyone has to live by the same rules.
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