Steven Wright about Good : When I woke up this morning my girlfrien

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

- Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

- Steven Wright

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