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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
- Rodney DangerfieldPhoto by Simon Wilkes on Unsplash
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
- Rodney DangerfieldI could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the...
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she...
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said...
Right now, doctors can test for about 2,500 medical conditions, but they only...
I had worked so hard on three projects 1997 that it knocked the gas out of...
I don't practice, but I am still officially in paediatrics. I keep in touch...
We cannot sacrifice innocent human life now for vague and exaggerated...
And as I reinvent myself and I'm constantly curious about everything, I can't wait to see what's around the corner in newfound art and entertainment and exploration.
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