By subscribing to Quotes Digest you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use.
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
- Emo PhilipsPhoto by Clay Banks on Unsplash
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
- Emo PhilipsA computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family...
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that...
The general interest of the masses might take the place of the insight of genius if it were allowed freedom of action.
By subscribing to Daily Mail Quotes you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use.