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One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.
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One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I think I get way too much credit for making what people consider to be smart...
If you would know the value of money go and try to borrow some.
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids and I still want to...
The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do...
Guided only by their feeling for symmetry simplicity and generality and an indefinable sense of the fitness of things creative mathematicians now as in the past are inspired by the art of mathematics rather than by any prospect of ultimate usefulness.
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