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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I will never use a substitute for butter. Margarine is one molecule away from eating plastic. If I'm going to eat that type of food it's going to be the real deal.
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