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When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.
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When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.
- Steven WrightRight now I'm having amnesia and d?j? vu at the same time. I think I've...
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas...
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered...
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died all his friends went to the...
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