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I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.
- Gilbert GottfriedPhoto by Kees Streefkerk on Unsplash
I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.
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If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.
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