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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
- Rodney DangerfieldI looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
- Rodney DangerfieldI could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would...
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
But my humble opinion is I'm not quite sure where I stand on the legalization of drugs - though if tequila is legal pot should probably be legal.
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