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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
- Rodney DangerfieldPhoto by Kalen Emsley on Unsplash
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
- Rodney DangerfieldI could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Bid then the tender light of faith to shine By which alone the mortal heart is led Unto the thinking of the thought divine.
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