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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
- Billy ConnollyMy definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
- Billy ConnollyMy parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again so is a bicycle repair kit.
Once you become successful people know where you live the type of house you...
I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background...
I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me...
I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that...
Though all men be equally frail before the world, the differences between them are terrifying.
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