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I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40 000 pieces. And when you finish it it says 'go outside.'
- Demetri MartinPhoto by Mark Basarab on Unsplash
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40 000 pieces. And when you finish it it says 'go outside.'
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